I will kill Flynn Ryder myself (misandry strikes again)

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Misandry strikes again because maybe I'll be the one killing Flynn Ryder for that atrocious, disgusting, unforgivable, unneeded, unnecessary, ugly haircut he performed towards the end of the movie.


Like honestly if a man I knew for two days cut my long, voluminous, magical, golden, flower-power hair, I'd be really mad about it. 


He even looked funny in pain and honestly despite the sad, unfortunate, sad emotions I used to feel during the scene where they proclaim their love for one another by putting the other person first— I am now numb to such things because I have watched this movie too many times and all I feel is hatred and resentment for Flynn Ryder.




Why does he looks like that.


I mean, he could've done better, just saying. The moment Rapunzel's hair was chopped off, Mother Gothel turned into an old woman and was literally going to die in like 2 seconds so that jigsaw, zigzag haircut he did was kind of dramatic but what else do you expect from a man like him. 

Typical man things, I know.



ALSO, like I said, Rapunzel was blonde.

Both her parents were brunettes and she was only blonde because of the flower soup her mom drank when she was pregnant, therefore, Rapunzel had built in hair dye. Damn. That's wild.


Anyway, right after Mother Gothel died to a lizard and nobody cared— we find out that Rapunzel's hair was not the magical flower thing, but she herself was the magic golden flower because Flynn Ryder died (LMAO) and she cried on his face, then boom! His injuries were healed and he said something about liking brunettes the moment he was regenerated.

So yeah,  I guess even if the haircut was ugly— they'll be fine because the man literally came back to life and started flirting with the first woman he saw like wth.

And also, the more I look at it, the more it grows on me but maybe that's because I've been gaslighting myself again so who really knows.



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