The future is Maximus (feminists, leave)

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So besides the chameleon Rapunzel brought along, we also have another animal named Maximus, aka the royal horse who wanted to capture Flynn Rider.

Maximus was separated from the other human guards because he's #independent and decided that he was going to catch Eugene himself.

Also, Maximus doesn't talk, by the way.

— anyway, I brought Maximus up because I wanted to talk about the scene where the said horse fought a human who went by the name we have all heard too much in this blog; Flynn Rider.


He was literally losing to a horse. Like he's on the ground. Oh my gosh.

The man even said it himself; "You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!" while dodging the attempted murderous stabs from Maximus as he defends himself with a frying pan.

It just proves to show that not only is this a kid's show, but that Eugene Fitzherbert sucks.

Who was he even talking to?? 🤨 The horse?? ðŸ¤¨ Probably.

Anyway, Eugene was also put in that life-threatening scenario because of that same horse who literally tracked them down by smelling the ground. That's wild.

Also, remember the cave scene from the last post? The one where they almost drowned? Yeah, that happens right after Flynn Rider fought Maximus who probably doesn't even have a gag reflex.


And not only that, later in the movie when Flynn Rider was about to be executed and Rapunzel was locked up in her tower again— guess who saved them. THE HORSE DID.




Like omg tlga.

ANDDD Maximus also has another achievement; being the literal head of the royal guards. Rallying everything up in the reminder (if it wasn't already obvious enough) that Tangled is in fact a kid's movie.


So in conclusion, Maximus is the role model we should all follow; a strong, independent, young horse who shows that you don't have to be a human to be successful. Take that, human rights.

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