Tangled — the Best Disney Movie Ever

Anybody remember that one scene where Rapunzel and Eugene get trapped in a dark cave that was slowly filling up with water while they had no way out? Cause I remember it. Because during that exact scene, Flynn Ryder did a #namereveal to the closest pretty girl he could find since what else did you expect from a man like him. And not only that, Rapunzel also revealed her magic glowing hair that magically glows when she sings because her hair is magic and it glows— and only then did they realize that they weren't going to die. Anyway, I mentioned this scene because not only did it make the movie better, I also like to try and hold my breath for as long as they did because I used to do swimming and even attempted to drown my teacher once because he said "Huy bro pare, ilunod mo daw ako." (this never happened) — anyway , it's been a while since I last swum so this scene helped me strengthen my lungs once more as land became water and I looked dumb 💔. But yeah, here you c

Misandry strikes again because maybe I'll be the one killing Flynn Ryder for that atrocious, disgusting, unforgivable, unneeded, unnecessary, ugly haircut he performed towards the end of the movie. Like honestly if a man I knew for two days cut my long, voluminous, magical, golden, flower-power hair, I'd be really mad about it.  He even looked funny in pain and honestly despite the sad, unfortunate, sad emotions I used to feel during the scene where they proclaim their love for one another by putting the other person first— I am now numb to such things because I have watched this movie too many times and all I feel is hatred and resentment for Flynn Ryder. Why does he looks like that. I mean, he could've done better, just saying . The moment Rapunzel's hair was chopped off, Mother Gothel turned into an old woman and was literally going to die in like 2 seconds so that jigsaw, zigzag haircut he did was kind of dramatic but what else do you expect from a man like him.  Ty

Another post about how much I love their relationship, chemistry, bond— whatever its called. But this specific  scene where they sang ' I See the Light ' and they were not  talking about the fact that they were about to be taken by the Heavens— but were talking about each othe r?! Honestly, every time I hear this song I pee a little and it keeps me up at night. Even if you say that it was cheesy, cliche, cringy— I do not care because LOOK . To give context; we all know that Rapunzel was only using Eugene to see the floating lights (aka the Lantern Festival), and Eugene was only using Rapunzel in order to take back the crown he stole— they were both using each other, basically. But in this scene where they literally see the floating lights in a boat and it's super pretty and I start shaking uncontrollably every time I see it— anyway , in the first picture, you see Rapunzel holding a leather satchel which actually stores the crown Eugene had stolen from earlier. She literally

Flynn Rider is a thief, a fraud, and was even allegedly on the death row for his crimes— but even then, we all know his motives which were basically just wanting to survive and live his dream as a rich man on an island that he owns. And no, do not start talking to me about how he could have gone to school or gotten a job instead because him being a thief adds to character. (Also in case you forgot, we are  ignoring anything Tangled: The Series  has said.) Anyway, Rapunzel and Eugene (his real name) started off in a rather rocky relationship where she basically just wanted to use him, and he was also using her— it was that simple! But then they actually start to get to know one another and find out that woah! , this persons actually really cool and we get along really well— aka they form an actual relationship. He didn't just think she was pretty, she didn't just think he was some charming prince therefore husband material— they both got to know each other and you could actually

Alright, alright— we have all seen at least one piece of work that has a wonderful idea, wonderful plot, smooth lines; basically perfect, yet the one thing that ruins everything are the characters. But in Tangled, I think it's safe to say that the characters are likeable enough that you are able to understand, relate, and maybe even form those dangerous emotional connections with them even though they're fictional. And I know it's pretty much the bare minimum, but can you blame me when I say that the moment I saw our cliche, kidnapped princess, main character go through a journey and actually have character development all while experiencing grief in a way that actually made me feel something for her— it all made the movie so much better. But if we want to talk about Flynn Rider, then we have the regular himbo where he looks great, is kind of dumb, but also has big dreams; kind of like Nick Wilde from Zootopia, aka the show that makes me question everything about myself in

Who doesn't like a long-haired blonde girl using some himbo (who broke into her tower that she has never left, by the way) as a navigator, all while escaping from her manipulative (and kind of hot) 'stepmother'/kidnapper who has a really weird obsession with her magic hair? Nobody, right? The idea of the movie in itself is pretty funny in my opinion and also rather interesting— not only that, but the way they make the characters interact, the pacing of the story, the animated expressions, and humor that is suitable for children yet isn't all that childish. Not to mention the fact that we also have a great female villain, because maybe it's just favoritism, but Mother Gothel has to be one of the best Disney villains ever. But then again, that's coming from the girl whose rewatched the movie over 20 times.   And obviously, I will not be talking about the original/the story Tangled was based on because that is a whole new story on its own. (Also Tangled: The Serie