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I'm Filipino, 14, go by any pronouns, unlabeled, identify as whatever square-neck dresses are, I have a pet dog named Dumpty, and I'm Elsa's biggest fan

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Great characters make the movie

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Alright, alright— we have all seen at least one piece of work that has a wonderful idea, wonderful plot, smooth lines; basically perfect, yet the one thing that ruins everything are the characters. But in Tangled, I think it's safe to say that the characters are likeable enough that you are able to understand, relate, and maybe even form those dangerous emotional connections with them even though they're fictional. And I know it's pretty much the bare minimum, but can you blame me when I say that the moment I saw our cliche, kidnapped princess, main character go through a journey and actually have character development all while experiencing grief in a way that actually made me feel something for her— it all made the movie so much better. But if we want to talk about Flynn Rider, then we have the regular himbo where he looks great, is kind of dumb, but also has big dreams; kind of like Nick Wilde from Zootopia, aka the show that makes me question everything about myself in ...
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I will kill Flynn Ryder myself (misandry strikes again)

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Misandry strikes again because maybe I'll be the one killing Flynn Ryder for that atrocious, disgusting, unforgivable, unneeded, unnecessary, ugly haircut he performed towards the end of the movie. Like honestly if a man I knew for two days cut my long, voluminous, magical, golden, flower-power hair, I'd be really mad about it.  He even looked funny in pain and honestly despite the sad, unfortunate, sad emotions I used to feel during the scene where they proclaim their love for one another by putting the other person first— I am now numb to such things because I have watched this movie too many times and all I feel is hatred and resentment for Flynn Ryder. Why does he looks like that. I mean, he could've done better, just saying . The moment Rapunzel's hair was chopped off, Mother Gothel turned into an old woman and was literally going to die in like 2 seconds so that jigsaw, zigzag haircut he did was kind of dramatic but what else do you expect from a man like him.  Ty...
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